Alright, let’s be real: honeymoons aren’t just some cheesy, Instagrammable getaway (okay, maybe they are, but there’s no shame in that). After months of wrangling with seating charts and surviving Aunt Linda’s unsolicited wedding advice, you two finally get to peace out and do whatever the hell you want. Sun-drenched beaches? Cool mountain air? Raging through city streets with a wine buzz and no curfew? It’s all fair game. The only “rule” is: do what actually feels like you, not what some influencer told you.
Where’s the Dream Spot? Ugh, Decisions.
Picking a honeymoon spot is basically your first big adventure as a married duo. No pressure, right? Honestly, just think about what makes you both light up. Into lazy beach days and fruity drinks? The Maldives or Bora Bora are basically paradise with a WiFi password. Want to rock flannel and stare at epic mountain views? Look at the Swiss Alps or maybe go full “Into the Wild” in the Canadian Rockies (minus the bear encounters, hopefully). Or maybe you’re city people—Paris, Kyoto, Rome—history, food, and a gazillion selfie opportunities.
Here’s the not-so-glam part: check the season, your wallet, and how far you’re willing to haul yourselves after the wedding hangover. Trust me, there’s nothing romantic about a 38-hour flight with zero legroom.
Making the Trip Actually Fun (and Not Stress-Inducing)
Set a Budget—No, Seriously
Yeah, it’s your honeymoon, but you don’t wanna come home broke and living off ramen. Flights, hotels, weirdly expensive cocktails, random street food binges—it adds up. Leave a cushion for those “let’s just do it” moments. You’ll thank yourselves.
Do You, Not What Pinterest Says
You’re both obsessed with food? Book that cooking class or food crawl. Adrenaline junkies? Go nuts—ziplining, scuba, whatever gets your hearts pounding (besides each other, naturally). Want to just chill? Think spa days, sunset boat rides, or a bougie picnic with too much cheese.
Don’t Schedule Every Second
It’s tempting to cram every “must-see” into your days, but honestly, some of the best moments are the unplanned ones. Sleep in. Wander. Have an argument about directions and then make up over gelato. That’s real life, and it’s way more memorable.
Weird & Wonderful Honeymoon Ideas
Road Trip, Baby – Rent something flashy or just reliable and hit the road. California’s coast, Italy’s Amalfi, or even the Scottish Highlands if you’re feeling broody and poetic.
Luxury Cruise – You wake up somewhere new every day and there’s always a buffet. Win-win.
Eco-Junkies Unite – Sleep in a treehouse, go look for weird animals, hug a few trees, and feel good about saving the planet (at least for a week).
Glamping – All the fun of camping, none of the “why is my sleeping bag wet” drama. Plus, hot tubs under the stars.
How to Not Screw Up Your Honeymoon
Book Ahead – No one wants to sleep in an airport. Trust me.
Pack Like a Pro – Bring what you need and maybe a cute surprise or two (matching swimsuits for the win or, I dunno, a polaroid camera?).
Ditch the Screens – Not forever, but try not to scroll through TikTok while you’re supposed to be watching that killer sunset together.
Live in the Moment – Snap pics, sure, but don’t forget to just BE there, too
Hot Spots for 2025 (Because You Asked)
Bali – Tropical heaven, jungle, infinity pools, and you can eat like royalty for cheap.
Santorini – White buildings, blue domes, sunsets that’ll make you cry ugly tears.
Iceland – Waterfalls, glaciers, and the Northern Lights doing their thing.
Zanzibar – Spices, wild beaches, and enough adventure to keep things spicy.
The Bottom Line
Your honeymoon isn’t a checklist or a competition. It’s the first, wild chapter of “us.” Whether you’re soaking in a hot tub with mountain views, getting lost in a city, or just napping on the beach all day, do it your way. Plan a little, wing a little, and most importantly, just enjoy the hell out of each other. That’s the good stuff.
